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11.06.2025 01:12

Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How Cocaine Hijacks the Brain - Neuroscience News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English
No way
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?